So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
Randomize