Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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