She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
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