Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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