Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
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