It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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