You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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