I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
Randomize
