i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
I forgot how hot balto sounded
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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