This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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