nut hugger
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
they call him Oral-B. enough said
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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