Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
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