I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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