I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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