if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
