I could have mohawked her pubes.
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
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