Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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