Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
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