she looked like the bat from fern gully.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
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