Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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