I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
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