I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Taylor Swift is so right about you.
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
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