When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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