It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
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