doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
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