Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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