My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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