Buhtt sex?
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
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