Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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