Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
you win again, gameday.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
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