ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
Randomize
