should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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