I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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