That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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