I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
Randomize
