In the future we'll all be gay
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
