Nicole vs. Life
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Randomize
