One girl and one boy is just not enough.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
Randomize
