what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Randomize
