oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
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