READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
Randomize
