no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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