Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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