Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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