we have officially lost it.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
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