Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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