Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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