i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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