She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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