Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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