singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
I could fuck to npr.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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