You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
It's blow job season.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
He literally asked permission to hit on me
Randomize
