Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
Randomize
